There hasn't been any sheep on the common that surrounds Hillcrest Cottage for months. Today I was working away getting the cottage ready for my decorator arriving on Monday when ....... Oops!
Who left the gate open? Me!
Who is this handsome, horny chap with his harem of ladies skulking about outside Hillcrest's garden? Could he be a Jacob? Whoever he is he had an eclectic taste in wives!